Marc lost consciousness briefly on the ice after being struck in the head. He suffered a concussion from the hit. He was not transported to a hospital, but will remain at the team hotel in Pittsburgh with a member of the Bruins' medical staff tonight as a precaution. [Source] I'm so happy to hear that he's not in the hospital now. And I was very ( Read more... )

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This cracked me the hell up and I needed the laugh. Keep watching all the way through, you'll see why. Yes, it's Penguins, yes, it's even Malone. And yes, it's worth watching all the way through to see just how funny it is.

Former Wild winger Petr Sykora, who had offers from two teams, underwent season-ending abdominal surgery. He had two large ( Read more... )

Set Two. The following teams:


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Y'all have to read this Twitter exchange. I have to post it to prove it's real.

My original Tweet, blowing off steam after a game we should not have lost:


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Keira, skip this post.The Penguins didn't deserve it. Say whatever you want, they didn't. They're not the better team. They don't have the better goalie. They don't have the more skilled forwards. They sure as hell don't have better defence. It doesn't make sense that they would win. And furthmore, Evgeni wasn't the MVP, if you have to pick a ( Read more... )

Brick tells a story frequently about playing with Mario. He says that Mario told him, "Get me the puck." And he says to him, "There was this guy right behind you." Mario says, "I know, just get me the puck. I'll deal with him." You've heard this story, right? Anyone that listens to NESN for any period of time has heard this story ( Read more... )

Sign number eighty-seven that you live in a hockey house:

Don Orscillo [on the TV]: "And up to bat in the top half of the third inning, Bobby Crosby..."

My mother: "Any relation?"

Headline: Penguins add Satan, Fedotenko to fill Hossa-void. -- *snickers* Satan fills Hossa-void. I don't need to make a joke, it makes itself. I pity Russy, having to be a Pen now. But I hope he finds a good place to be because he deserve that. And if he gets one, he might play like he should be. Y'know, happy. As for Satan, he doesn't play even ( Read more... )

( Game notes. Game 1. Stanley Cup Finals. Detroit, Pittsburgh. )

Fuck the Penguins.

Go Red Wings.